sex, lies and lifetime!

what could be better than bad tv?  last night i had the pleasure of watching the world premiere of nora roberts' northern lights on lifetime.  now before you judge, let me explain my reasonings.  a. limetime movies while they are taboo and stimga-ed for being a housewives guilty pleasure, they are indeed awesome, you know you wanna watch.  b.  the newly speculated affair between lifetime co-stars leann rimes and eddie cibrian must be seen in the flesh  c. eddie cibrian is hot (see pictures

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i must say this made-for-tv movie went beyond all my expectations.  seriously.  there was murder, seduction and lies oh my!  i'm sure it will be on about 12 more times this week, if you have the chance to catch it, do so.  and leann rimes did a decent job acting, the only thing missing was a cheesy singing montage performance...bummer.  

i can't wait to hear if she really cheated on her husband with the steamy co-star, eddie...i've liked him ever since sunset beach.  (soap opera airing after days of our lives on nbc, cancelled after a season or two...) 

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vida la vida, coldplay

the road less traveled, frost

something about jon or don...

my latest hollywood crush/interest is mr. jon hamm.  (see pictures above).  he is most well known as don draper on madmen, which by the way is one of the best shows on television.  and as i am poor and do not have cable except the 6 stations that i can bootleg from my neighbors, i have been netflix-ing madmen, add to your queue, stat.  ok so i digress.  i'm not sure what it is, as mr. hamm or i prefer to refer to him as don.  don is probably 15-30 years older than i am...ok not 30, but he is older.  but has some sort of old hollywood dreaminess about him.  his quirky character on 30rock is far from the suave, debonair ways of his madmen alter ego, donald draper.  however i still LOVE him.  i hope he is one of my nyc celebrities that i will soon run into and shameless approach and ask for a picture...note photo below with cast of 'true beauty'....i still loathe myself for taking this picture.

life in the kiddie pool...

this morning/afternoon i went downstairs to get the mail, and ran into a suspicious puddle on the floor. upon further investigation it would appear that it is definately some sort of urine. after speculation i determined it is most certainly of the human nature...as growing up with pets all my life i am familiar with animal urine. dogs prefer to lift a leg and pee on something, i.e. fire hydrant, tree trunk or moving boxes...cats don't like to pee unless then can carefully bury it after. therefore, a to hence, this said puddle is of human descent. i did not sign up to live in the shallow end of a kiddie pool. this is not the first incident with feces or excrement that we have had at the new york apartment. what? what's that you say? why indeed, the first offense was last week. some careless tenant upstairs trailed cat litter and it's solid contents all down the stairs and hallway. this person was thoughtless and inconsiderate as they must have noticed upon returning from the alley (where the empty trash bag rests) that the entire contents of the bag was now littering our stairway and halls...not to mention a very pungent odor that was wafting through the building. i guess things are more lax in the N Y C.

EXHIBIT A : pool of urine


EXHIBIT B: cat poop

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