Wednesday, April 22, 2009

just say no

today i went shopping with kitty.  she lives in minnesota.  i live in new york.  oh technology!  we both needed to pick up a few items at CVS.  so we decided to coordinate and walk there together.  i know it seems odd, but it was quite fun.  cellphones coordinated, and our trip commenced.  all that was on my list was: cheese puffs.  what can i say i had a craving. 

inside the store, browsing the shelves full of shampoo and lotions i decide i also need shampoo.  $2.15 for a bottle of suave, i guess i'll splurge.  a sweet tooth overcomes me...add to cart, sour patch kids and a mini twix. checking out...oh rob pattison, add to cart life & style mag.  "a little bit of this, a little bit of that..." santana and michelle branch.  kitty asks "oh you can hear the music in here?" NOOOO it's the SAME SONG in NEW YORK!!! is there a master play list at ALL national chain CVS stores???? bizarre.  

all in all, a successful shopping trip with my bff.  eventho she is across the country, we can shop for frivolous items together at the local store.  good great grand.

upon arriving home, i realize i must have taken a subconscious bong hit before shopping.  empty contents of bag:  twix, sour patch kids, diet coke, cheese puffs....

don't do drugs.  (p.s. i didn't i just have the munchies i guess?)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i tell you what, Michelle Branch and Santana linked us in the most surprising manner.

"Tell me
Just what you want me to be
One CALL and boom you’re the only one to me
So please tell me
Why don’t you come around no more?
Cause right now I’m
Cryin' outside the door of your CVS store

It just takes a little bit of this, a little bit of that
It started with a CALL, now we're up to bat
A little bit of laughs, a little bit of pain
I’m telling you my friend it’s all in the game of SHOPPING…"

andilively said...

amazed. you really should be a singer songwriter.

brooke jordan hunt said...

wow andrea, you're lucky you didn't go to CVS with me cuz i wouldn't have let you buy ANY of that shit (save the mag with my edward of course).